Hot or Cold.
- Stahlin: Which one's faster: hot or cold?
- Stahlin: It must be hotter, right? Cause you can catch a cold.
Doctor.
- Stahlin: You know what the doctor said when the nurse said an invisible man was there to see him?
- Class: [...]
- Stahlin: He said 'I can't see him right now'.
Carrot.
- Stahlin: What's orange and sounds like a carrot?
- Class: [...]
- Stahlin: A parrot.
Tuba.
- Stahlin: How do you fix a broken tuba?
- Class: [...]
- Stahlin: With a tuba glue.
Turtle.
- Stahlin: Why did the turtle cross the road?
- Class: [...]
- Stahlin: To get to the shell station.
Lizard.
- A guy walks into bar with a lizard on his shoulder.
- The bartender asks him:
- Bartender: What do you call it?
- Guy: I call him tiny.
- Bartender: Why do you call him tiny?
- Guy: Because he's minute.
Cantaloupes.
- Stahlin: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the water?
- Class: [...]
- Stahlin: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Red, white and blue.
- Stahlin: What's red, white and blue?
- Class: [...]
- Stahlin: A sad candy cane.
Dentist
- Stahlin: How did a dentist become a brain surgeon?
- Class: [...]
- Stahlin: His drill slipped.
Marbles
- Stahlin: How many marbles can you put in an empty bag?
- Class: [...]
- Stahlin: 1, because after that, it's not empty anymore."
